Daddy, am I going to see you’re new white girl Ashley?
(Lighting my cigar and leaning back in my chair)
You’re favorite black man is back. I know this will offend my black female fans. But I did step out to check out the swirling. Than again, I got white females fans as well. So this is the first official album on White women. LOL
Actually this an edited post I wrote on blackmenvent.com. The post looks kind of fragments because I am talking to the brothers on the board over there.
Oh yea EX PA Girlfriend was hating. She was like “oh you crossing over”. I said child please “you are mixed”. You just got the typical black girl tendencies like not tipping at dinner and having you’re hand out. She was like “um hmmm”. Of course she on to talk about her hair. I said ” baby I got to go”. Of course she lashed out like she always does ” Bye Boy”!
Let’s get to it……………………………………………………………………………………
What’s up Brothers
You’re brother Mr Laurelton Queens is back. Anyway, last night I went out with my first white girl in like 10 years. My homeboy light said let’s “give white women” a try. I was skeptical because he is dealing with this new white girl named Angela. I ain’t going to lie I was like “yo Angela kinda bad”. I need to get into the game. LOL So, I met Ashley in Deltona FL near Daytona. Oh why did I do that????
I pulled up and she runs out side and says ” You are fine ass fuck”. I said okay baby. We went into her house. I met her obese mother and white trash step daddy. First he thought I was a drug dealer. We are going downhill here. LOL I will admit this. I knew she had a kid. The mixed kid is sleeping on the couch not in a bed. That was a bit disturbing to me. My daughter sleeps in a bed. I let that go.
Now back to Ashley she is 5ft9 blonde, blue eyes. I am 5 ft 10. She is a pretty girl but I doubt she is 25, more like 21 or 20. I am 36 years old. Anyway, we started to talk. It went totally wrong. She said her baby father is free on house arrest for sex charge with kids. I was like you still talk to the guy. She was like yeah he is my baby father. I said okay maybe he is a young boy. She said no he is “43 years old”. I said this is a real bad fail here. Her sister is the worse, her baby father is in prison for robbery. The dumb ass robbed someone in their home. He is going to do 25 years flat. Her sister was like ” yeah I wrote him but he writes me short letters”. He is writing you short letters because he is doing life in prison. He got to spend time with his new boyfriend dumb ass. LOL
The step daddy meanwhile lashes out at her obese mother. I kind of felt bad for him. I think he drinks so much because he cannot survive without the disability money of her mother. Her mother kept asking me about my job at the cable company and how its expensive now. I said ” Yeah I know, we are working on that in the last meeting ma’am”.
The sister of Ashely is busy calling her friends spic and n**ga. I felt bad for the Spanish kid. I felt like telling him arguing with white trash is like spud webb trying to post up Michael Jordan. You are not going to win that match up. You may be able to dunk the ball but you ain’t winning a championship.
Lastly, I took Ashley in my car to McDonald. She was like “very nice car”. I walked up in there with her. Of course, you got to love the black girls hating. I told Ashley I rather sell drugs than work in here. (For real). She started to laugh. I don’t even eat McDonalds but I was trying to leave that trashy house she lives in.
Before I left she felt up on me and grabbed my penis. I was like yeah baby I got to go.
My man calls me and I tell him “thanks for forcing me to date this tacky white girl”. He said “no problem my brother”. By the way, I am dodging Angela right now. She won’t leave the condo man. I said “how long this been going on”? Well for hours now, I am over at the club house hoping she leaves. I said ” Are you not a former Corrections Officer from NYC, throw her out”. He said ” Na Drew Angela too strong, believe me brother I tried”.
Classic “believe me brother I tried”.
Now the question is I am going to write off white women because of 1 bad experience. Na, I will absolutely not. LOL
(Dancing like Styles P).
Mr Laurelton Queens.